Captain Underpants Costume Banned

Associated Press reports that a high school principal has banned students from dressing up as the popular childhood super hero, Captain Underpants. Nicholas Restivo banned the costume after three 17 year old female students dressed up in Beige leotards and nude stockings under white underpants and a red cape. They claimed they did nothing wrong and that some of the teachers thought it was cute.

"Yes, I know they weren't naked," Restivo said. "But the appearance was that they were naked." Although the girls argued that they were not naked, Restivo declared that no underwear will be seen in the school.

Restivo's next targets are rapper boys who can't pull up their pants thereby showing their boxers, hoochie girls whose underwear sits higher than their pants and tops are smaller than an infants, and activities that require students to change and reveal their underwear. But not the football program. Never mess with the sacred.