North Korea Will Fart Again

Ever been on a crowded elevator and that familiar sulfur smell infiltrates your nose? On Oct 9, 2006 North Korea tested a nuclear bomb. The US confirmed the event by testing the radiation levels in the air.
"Sure we farted," Said Pyongyang, "And we will fart again. This time you won't know where." US satellites have confirmed similar activity prior to the first test. This time the North Koreans are putting up buildings to disguise their actions. Like the guy in the elevator who stands in the corner with his briefcase in front of him. You hear his stomach gurgling and you know it's coming. It is just a matter of time. North Korea will fart again and they don't care who smells it. Tell them to take the stairs and it is an act of war. They will fart in your home. Keep your doors shut and ready the air fresheners. North Korea had beans for dinner.