Thief can't arrest, arrests abruptly, gets arrested

A 24 year old russian thief was charged after driving away in a Nissan Primera. He told the police that he had seen the machanics do a paint job on the car and leave the keys. He took advantage of the situation and drove off. Little did he know, and shortly he found out, the car had no brakes. After flying through a set of traffic lights, he crashed into another car. He was arrested and charged with theft.