Canadian Security Threatened
A spy, suspected to be a member of the SVC successor of the KGB, was arrested in an attempt to leave Canada under an assumed identity. Paul William Hampel, as he was known, was detained after a security certificate was sent out regarding his activities. Here's the kicker. He'll probably be deported for his actions and the tax payers will have to pay for it. Way to go, Canada. he gets a free trip home.
It is not known what information he was spying for and where he was going.
It is presumed that he is not from Poland, as we all know their hockey team sucks because they do not know the formula for ice.
It is not plans for climate change as we know that Canada was placed 51st of 56 countries. We beat the US!! Shut up, Canada. It's not your turn!
We know it is not our plentiful oil. None to be found at Trudeau Airport or Aeroport de Trudeau.
Definitely not our silly language laws that only apply outside the sovereign nation independently living within Canada.
What does Canada have that the SVC wants so badly, especially in Montreal? Simple. Sandwich al a viande fumee de Montreal or the recipe for the Montreal Smoked Sandwich. Well comrads, Here it is. Bon apetite!
posted by themadhatter | 9:40 PM
2 Comments:
I think they are trying to steal the donut recipies from Tim Hortons as well! Those donut eating, Sandwich al a viande fumee de Montreal gnawing vodka drinking commies....
I say we give em Krispy Kreme donuts or the Colonels secret recipe instead....
Okay, I honestly have no clue what you are talking about most of the time, but I sure love to read it anyway.
There, I admitted it. You are definitely smarter than me. Make fun of me at will (because I know you will anyway), but keep in mind that only you and your older brother have permission to do so.
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