Indecent Exposure

Recently in Frederick, Maryland, two volunteer cheerleading coaches were dismissed after one of them exposed her belly to the group of 7 and 8 year old girl students, WTOP in Washington reports. The volunteer had a smiley face drawn on her belly and exposed it to remind the girls to smile.
"Every time the girls weren't smiling, I showed them the smiley face. They thought it was hilarious," Smith said. In all, about three inches of her belly was exposed. Because of this indecency, the volunteers were relieved of their duties after three people complained.
Fall out from this incident could prove disastrous to the Baltimore Ravens of the NFL who play in Maryland. Rumour has it that the Raven's Cheer Squad is now required to wear floor-length gowns with long sleeves to avoid any controversy. Those who do not comply will be burned at the stake.