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Friday, October 13, 2006

Congressional Candidate Crosses Border (il)Legally


Pennsylvanian Congressional Candidate and Apprentice flunkie, Raj Peter Bhakta, wanted to demonstrate the porous nature of the US southern border. He hired three elephants and a mariachi band to cross the Rio Grande and announce his (il)legal entry into the US. He was able to cross without incident even though he followed an illegal immigrant earlier and video taped him as he swam across the river under an international bridge and was subsequently caught.
Bhakta was shocked that one person could be caught while a man with three elephants with a mariachi band playing crossed uninhibited. How is this possible?
1. Bhakta is a US citizen, so technically, he can exit and leave at his own free will until they find out that the elephants were actually drug mules.
2. The elephants were in quarantine at a checkpoint and dipped for fever ticks, which is protocol according to Edinburg-based spokesman Roy Cervantes.
3. According to Cervantes, there is nothing wrong with bringing elephants and a mariachi band to a private ranch along to border.
To further discredit Bhakta claims, Cervantes noted that in the 2006 fiscal year, 110,512 undocumented immigrants from 50 countries were apprehended. Plus, it was probably Bhakta's first visit to the area with out any knowledge of how things are run.
What did Bhakta prove other than the fact that 110,512 illegals never made it? Nothing that a Pennsylvanian voter would really care about. I am embarrassed to learn Bhakta is Republican.

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